Whale-come

louises-belcher:

I just love sleep so much ……. like u just close ur eyes and ur gone bitch ………… brain logged the fuck off ……… powerful

tunnelsaints:

*clicks page 2 of google search results* the deep web

winefemme:

Person on the phone: Hello, am I speaking to the head of the household?

Me, handing the phone to my cat: It’s for you

thebootydiaries:

me standing inside a bank screaming: MOTHERLODE MOTHERLODE MOTHERLODE MOTHERLODE MOTHERLODE MOTHERLODE MOTHERLODE

vulpixharry:

i love girls but they’re out of my league … like every single girl… all of them.. out of my league

ihaveneverusedthissitebefore:

faustsfancycorner:

all cats are good but i especially enjoy black cats who just look like vaguely cat-shaped blobs of darkness

leader-of-pen15:

Top 4 games in the tags???

Whether they’re games that consumed you, got you in to gaming, or are just your favorites.

snowyesque:

Twilight Princess Link: Sits patiently by the edge of a river for three hours to catch a single minnow, which he then shows off to several people

Breath of the Wild Link: Fucking power dives off a fifty foot waterfall, shirtless and screaming, to catch a carp with his bare hands, which he then cooks with watermelon, crabs, and milk, creating a seafood dish that lets him temporarily fight God

zackisontumblr:

can someone make college chill for like 3 seconds